FACT OF THE DAY! most of the laugh tracks you hear...
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The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.– The “shortest horror story ever written”, attributed to Frederic Brown (via tarrinj)
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i'm going to have to quit guard.
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