fuckyeahretailrobin:

i am always building a BBQ when someone asks me this… i really can’t stand it

*working behind the register*
Customer: Hi, is one of your parents here?
Me: …I’m an employee here. How may I help you? 
Customer: Well, I need a phone that (blah blah blah)
Me: (gets key for display, shows him phones in accord to his description)
Customer: No, no, no. May I please get a grown-up here?
Me: Sir, I’m legally an adult and qualified enough to help you.
Customer: JUST FORGET IT OKAY  (leaves, mumbling)