so my boyfriend is at his college orientation stoned
because of me
lol can’t wait until he’s done
meanwhile, I browse the internet in this fancy schmancy gardens campus
He’s rolling on mollies and he’s speaking to some demon from diablo ii. Lmfao.
Jonny is rolling on mollies and its the funniest thing ever.

tru w0rds from 13 year old boxcow
“The saying means that someone without their true self is nothing; be who you ~REALLY~ are. Have a beak that is actually yours.”
it scares me when jonny does these monkey grunts
i don’t know why man
ever since i saw ‘rise of the planet of the apes’